Need a quick word-picture for somebody or some group that’s out-of-touch, antique, slightly weird, and definitely not with it? You can’t do better than “Amish.”
You can already picture the scene somewhere in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, can’t you? Men walking behind a horse-drawn plow with suspenders, broad-brimmed hats, always with a beard but never a mustache. Women with long skirts, aprons, bonnets, and not a button in sight. Kids in straw hats who know about farm chores but who have... Read More
Ah, ‘tis wedding season. And ‘tis sweet to see all the bridesmaids showing off their tattoos on their bare shoulders (and elsewhere).
I guess every generation must be granted its rebellious idiosyncrasies. Mine favored long hair, bell bottoms, lava lamps, and paisley. Well, the lava lamps are still with us, but today’s mark of generational identity would have to be tattoos. In my youth, only sailors, bikers, and circus people had tattoos. Today one-third of people age 25-29 have ink.... Read More
It used to be that the word “dogfight” almost always made people think of fighter planes locked in aerial combat. Thanks to Michael Vick, the word is now back to its basic meaning—setting up two angry dogs for a fight to the death. Ironically, the pilot’s portion of a plane is called the “cockpit,” another word derived from the bloody gambling-related “sport” of arranging for two roosters to claw each other to death.
Mr. Vick is currently experiencing considerable condemnation,... Read More
As hard as we try, our lives just don’t stick to the scripts we’ve written. As the bumper stickers tell us, “Stuff Happens.” Bad things happen to bad people, and they happen to nice people (like you & me), too. So we ask, “Why?”
The prophet Habakkuk groaned his protests to the Lord. “How long?” “Why?”
Now it’s our family’s turn to ask the question. As some of you know, my 15-year-old daughter was recently diagnosed with a Stage Three... Read More
It’s hard to be a Britney Spears fan these days. The pop diva has a broken marriage, a drinking problem, and not much hair right now.
It recently got worse. Star magazine (OK, it’s not exactly the NY Times) has printed reports from former Spears employees that the singer was not always a model mom. According to the article, when she was upset at her two little boys, she would shout at them, “You’re such burdens.” “You’re both mistakes!”
Anyone... Read More
Let your imagination go to work – you’re a coal miner, trapped by a tunnel collapse over two miles below the earth’s surface. As I am writing this, there is no news whether the six men in Utah are alive or dead. Assume they’re still alive—what do you suppose it’s like down there?
First of all, it’s dark, really dark. Your helmet lights are good for only 12 hours. Most of their time would be spent in total darkness. There... Read More
Life in Iraq right now is hard, very hard, on everybody. It is hard on the coalition troops, Iraqi army and police, and especially hard on civilians. Unemployment is high, the country is awash in weapons, and municipal services in the great cities are barely functioning in the 110-degree summer heat.
And here is one of the bitter ironies of the Iraq war: as fast as American armed forces and their contractors can repair the electrical power grids to the... Read More
It seems that Starbucks’ margins have been getting too thin. Seattle Corporate HQ recently announced that prices will go up 9 cents.
If you are a venti mocha non-fat latte regular, you may be grumbling next week. You’re already forking over more than three bucks a cup. But to all you caffeine-haters, this is a non-event. You may wonder why otherwise sane-looking people would spend that kind of dough for a mere cup of coffee.
The answer, of course, is... Read More
Do you hate airports? Do you have any horror stories about long delays, canceled flights, hours on the tarmac, or bad food? Personally I find airport experiences exhausting. If I have to spend a day traveling, I am more tired at the end of the day than if I had actually worked. How can sitting around be so tiring?
Whenever I feel a good airport whine coming on, I find it helpful to do some thankfulness therapy, glad that I... Read More
British philosopher Thomas Hobbes wrote that the life of man is nasty, brutish, and short. Does that sound awfully crabby and pessimistic?
Not to me. Not today. Today’s newspaper's online edition reported that a state senator had accidentally killed his own grandchild. He was backing his car out of the driveway, and the little girl must have slipped out of the house and run behind the car.
How can a story like that not crush your heart? Those of us... Read More